Nickname:	The Tart
			Position:	Winger/Full Back
			Hometown:	Hertfordshire, UK
			Years playing:	2 years
			Best moment:	Jordans House Party with Dickie on New Year
			Embarrassing moment:	Shitting in the Bath and trying to blame the dog
			Occupation:	Dog on Heat/professional totty spotter
			Email:	paul_hardy69@yahoo.com