I Met A Whore In The Park

I Met a Whore in the Park
Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home.
(This is a rugby variation of a popular song about a "young man".)

I met a whore in the park one day

ya ho, ya ho

I met a whore in the park one day

ya ho, ya ho

I met a whore in the park one day

She said hey rugger, you wanna lay

Refrain:

Get in, Get out, quit _____ about

ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I put my hand upon her toe

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her toe

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her toe,

she said hey rugger you're way to low.

Refrain

I put my hand upon her knee

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her knee

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her knee,

she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me

Refrain

I put my hand upon her thigh

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her thigh

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her thigh,

she said hey rugger you're way to shy

Refrain

I put my hand upon her ___

ya ho ya

I put my hand upon her ___

ya ho ya

I put my hand upon her ___

she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it"

Refrain

I put my hand upon her clit

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her clit

ya ho, ya ho

I put my hand upon her clit,

she said hey rugger you hit the spot

Refrain

I put my cock into her mouth

yo ho, yo ho,

I put my cock into her mouth

yo ho, yo ho,

I put my cock into her mouth,

She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...

Refrain

I put her in a wooden box

ya ho, ya ho

I put her in a wooden box

ya ho, ya ho

I put her in a wooden box,

from havin' too many rugger's cocks

Refrain

I dig her up every now and then

ya ho, ya ho

I dig her up every now and then

ya ho, ya ho

I dig her up every now and then,

she did me before she'll do me again

Refrain

Now these few ruggers they went to hell

ya ho, ya ho

Now these few ruggers they went to hell

ya ho, ya ho

Now these few ruggers they went to hell,

the ______ the devil his wives as well

ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.